Captain Obvious

Captain Obvious states the obvious. This means that his statements are self-evident.

• The future is coming.
• Indeed, current events may become past events, but always remember that there will, now and always, be future events in the future.
• Computers don't work after they break.
• No matter how today turns out, there's always tomorrow.
• Simply because you can't see something doesn't mean you can't hear or smell it.
• If something gets hard that means it won't be easy anymore.
• If you hate someone that can most likely indicate that you don't like them.
• Someone has, at some time, had sex with someone else.
• When your thirsty nothing feels better then drinking liquid!
• Well, I say! These boots are made for walking.
• The best cure for hunger is food!